The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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