: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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