susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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