note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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