Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
why is half of my head shaved?
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