Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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