Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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