i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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