Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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