Kiss
Puke
so explain again why im purple
no
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
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she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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