Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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