Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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