even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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