i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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