Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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