Too much gin, very little bucket
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My vagina just recognized that song.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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