Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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