it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
