the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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