sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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