I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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