you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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