Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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