She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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