Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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