i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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