People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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