fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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