Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
nutella sex= disaster
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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