I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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