As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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