she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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