Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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