Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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