David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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