he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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