How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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