I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
she smelled like a LAN party
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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