I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Is Oprah even human
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I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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