Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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