Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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