i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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