come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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