we're blogging at a bar
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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