Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
love makes seman taste better
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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