That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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