we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
