She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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