I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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