So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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