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i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My legs feel like baby dolphins
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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