whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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